- Dad: Don't put the new knives in the dishwasher, okay?
- Me: Why?
- Dad: Because you'll blunt them
- Brother: Oh, did you hear that laddie, he said we'll blunt the knives!
- Dad: ...what
- Me: BLUNT THE KNIVES, BEND THE FORKS
- Brother: SMASH THE BOTTLES AND BURN THE CORKS
- Dad: ... no