May 2012
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
Talking about your fandom
With your friends:
On tumblr:
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
5th grade
friend: spell ICUP
me: I-C-U-P
everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD
askinnyblackman:
quinn-fabgay:
Apparently when you’re at the front of a rollercoaster going up a hill isn’t the right time to shout back “Hey has anyone seen Final destination 3?”
gotta make sure to do that next time i go to an amusement park
When you get to eat your favorite dish
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
All I see in myself are my flaws and...
When you're reading a person's graphic tee and...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
lolsofunny:
Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
